Joke of the Week

I was going to post the joke from Matthew Naylor's, The Longer View, Farming blog that goes:
A man (or woman, we live in liberated times) goes into a butchers.
“Can I have 8 legs of venison please?”
“Certainly, that will be £76 please”
“£76? For 8 legs of venison? That's two dear” But, who needs a joke when we can read the DEFRA Document suggesting that we all drink UHT milk and proposing that methane emissions from the dairy industry should be cut by 60 per cent. Stop, and just think about that last bit. How do you cut emissions – which presumably are like The Isle of Wight ferry – they come out of the back-end of Cowes – by 60%?

Answers on a postcard please – to DEFRA not to me!

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